And no, I don't mean the Green Bay Packers! In an unscheduled but highly anticipated rematch of two heavyweight sluggers, this is a sanctioned 12 week bout between the "Polish Hammer" going up against "Mr. C". The first round got started last Friday with the "Polish Hammer" attacking "Mr. C' with a barrage of anticancer drugs, which similar to last year will go on for 4 days followed by a two week lull to allow the drugs to do their thing. In addition to this a diet of alkalizing foods will commence in an effort to bring the "Polish Hammer's" body Ph to a level that "Mr. C." will not be able to sustain itself in, along with a new round of herbal remedies supplied by my longtime ringside coach Mary Phoenik. Hopefully this 1-2-3 punch will be enough to deliver a permanent knockout blow to "Mr. C" and end this thing once and for all! I will continue to work and live as normal as life as possible for as long as possible during the next twelve weeks. Side effects will more than likely be the same as last year with a few possible new ones.
I will update this site as the rounds progress and see how the judges (doctors) score the rounds.
Stay tuned for my next update!
Monday, October 6, 2008
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